Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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