Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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