Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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