Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I enjoy the company of your penis
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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