whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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