i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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