Midget sex pt 2 tonight
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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