Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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