Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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