are you still at the devil's house?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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