As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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