the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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