Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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