Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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