Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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