Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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