one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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