Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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