i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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