i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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