Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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