And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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