i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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