i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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