Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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