i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
operation have a gay friend backfired
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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