No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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