dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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