Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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