Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
organizing the empties. That sober.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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