I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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