I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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