# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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