oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
