I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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