Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
