On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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