It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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