apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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