I wish i was in the wii world.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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