is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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