this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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