that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
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I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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