You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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