if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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