He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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