Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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