So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
