please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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