i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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