Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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