his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
false alarm, still single
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