We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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