The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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