By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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