Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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